A Happy Hoe 💕

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks

The lack of sound is… unsettling. It forces you to take in the absolute chaos for what it is.

Omg at the very end I’m SCREECHING

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

BLESS HER FOR BEING VOCAL ABOUT THIS DO PEOPLE REALIZE HOW REAL THIS IS YET!?

Ok so i work for Airbnb. And they actually don’t fucking play with discrimination. At all. We were banning people who were going to Charlottesville for the riot. But they can’t do anything unless we are told. And the most common thing i hear is “i don’t want to start a ruckus or cause any trouble” but.. in order to prevent this stuff… we need people to. Don’t stay silent.

Omfng

I swear

THEM SHOULDERRRRRS

This is my shit man

This is a fucking mood

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

thank you friend

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

holy shit

That went from cool to horrifying is 0.05 seconds

I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.

This always gets a reblog.

I remember seeing this shortly after I first came out and it just filled me with so much hope.

Dem porn bots hop on every post. You could make a post saying ya mama died and here they go “fuck sexy hot singles!”

They be bold as hell, delete the whole post and say “HOT SEXY LADIES HERE” with a link.

This is beautiful

Awwwww OMG

This just keeps getting better!!! ❤️❤️❤️

Just beautiful

Omfg how perfect

Some beautiful stuff

😭❤️😭

Well hot damn !

I’m hanging out with all white people from work tonight. This gone be an experience.

Whew Chile I’m being tested.

Boy they love to gossip. I’m keeping my business to myself.

I’m the only one that didn’t drive and I’m the only sober one. How am I supposed to get back home and the couple that drove me is on their 5th drink.

Gurl why you sitting in the prequel to Get Out?

Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere

I’m in fucking tears

I ugly laughed