My 75 year old Hispanic mum watched the Heated Rivalry, her thoughts:
His butt is really so round! Like beachballs!
HOW MUCH TIME IS PASSING??
Do they usually kiss like that in gay shows?
Me : Uh no, they really went for it
Yeah I’ve never seen such passionate kissing on shows before.
After the Vegas rooftop scene:
Stupid boys don’t know how to say what they mean
She also asked me some male anatomy things that I never thought I’d be explaining to her but so far so good 👍🏼
Wait who sent the penis message? it wasn’t Shane! He’s a good boy!
Oh, they’re having SEX sex, my goodness
Uh oh Shane is definitely in love
That Canada jumper is really pretty
(Ahahaha the power of the fleece leaves no prisoners)
That American guy seems suspicious of Shane. (I think she was talking about Scott)
My mums partner called and she told me not say anything like i was going to shout out that she was watching naked hockey
After the “we didn’t kiss” bit - poor Shane. I would hate to be treated like that or for one of my kids to be treated like that and poor Ilya - he wouldn’t be able to go back home.
She’s all in - she started episode 3 immediately.
Ilya! Oh he fights with everyone.
He really wants the smoothie guy’s banana huh (MUM!)
(She kept awfully quiet this whole episode)
Kip looks like he could street fight
No one wants to live in a golden cage
You said this had a happy ending (IT DOES, keep watching) why is the tall one crying for the little one outside the pub then?? (Because this is episode 3 of 6, mum)
(Reaction to cowboy Shane) Oh my goodness.
Aw they’re talking. WHY IS ILYA TALKING ABOUT GIRLS
(Literally 2 seconds before the tuna meltdown) Have you noticed they don’t say each other’s first names?
(I think her surprise at them saying each others names saved me from having to explain the anatomy of the pre Cottage Frottage™)
WAS HE THINKING OF ILYA WHILE INSIDE ROSE (oh my god mum!)
Shane, if someone asks you if you like kissing them you say yes!
Oh Ilya has a lovely smile
How long have they been messing around for that they’re only now talking about deeper stuff.
(She gasped at ilya’s dad being dead)
Ha good (when Ilya punched Alexei)
Aw the big one has no one to celebrate his win with
The little one is there! At least he knows someone cares about him
Gasped at Scott bringing kip down
OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST GOING TO HUG
WAIT THEYRE NOT IN RUSSIA ARE THEY (mum what? No - they’re in America)
Oh my god does that mean Ilya and Shane can be together (keep watching)
(After the “I’m coming to the cottage” she laughed and squeaked like a maniac and was clapping 😂)
(She lost it at the Canadian wolf bird bit)
(She absolutely lost it giggling at the phone call with Hayden) she kept saying the word “picaros” in Spanish which translates to like rascals or a nicer way of saying a lovable deviant
She also dropped some crazy ass family lore on me that I’m not going to repeat but dang why do parents do that at random ass times.
(She gasped when Ilya said i love you and squeaked when Shane said it back) I THOUGHT SHANE WOULD SAY IT FIRST
Audibly gasped when David shows up
(She started laughing nervously) this is definitely a happy ending right? (Yes mum, keep watching)
There’s only 15 minutes left
(I know mum, KEEP WATCHING)
Ha Ilya only has eyes for pasta (I told her the thing about this probably being the first time in over a decade that Ilya is having a family dinner) aw! Ilya deserves all the pasta he wants.
Oh Shane’s parents love him so much.
Ok good mum. I approve of the mum
Why are they saying they weren’t in love since the beginning? They always kissed like the other was the last Coca Cola in the desert (what?? 😂😂)
Gasp. Boyfriends HE KISSED HIM IN FRONT OF HIS PARENTS (She SCREAMED this and it was so sudden I dropped the bagel I was holding 😂)
Wait, that’s it? It’s finished? (yep, they’re driving off into the sunset, they’ve been approved for a second season)
2027??! I could be dead by then!
(Jesus mum don’t say that, Christ!)
This woman said SEE YOU NEXT SEASON to me when her partner picked her up! I’ve created a monster y’all.
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