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Whenever i read about Hayden crashing out about Shane Dating Ilya i think of this.

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This was my heated rivalry when I was 13
We need season two of heated rivalry to be 12 episodes. Episodes 4 and 8 dedicated to Ryan price and Fabian, and Eric and Kyle respectively and then the rest of the season is the long game mixed in with Troy and Harris as the secondary main couple. Deal?
I posted this on the 22 January thinking I was being incredibly optimistic 😂😂
I hope I’m wrong, but I can’t shake the feeling that the devil/angel scene everyone keeps sharing from the Yaga trailer is that scene. I know it happened off-screen in the book, but I could see the show depicting it this way instead.
Otherwise, unless they’ve changed the story, I can’t think where else it’d fit. Maybe it’s part of a broader “men have been doing this for millennia” montage?
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from 😾 to 🙂: an ilya rozanov guide to keeping your shane happy

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From the Yaga trailer.
Yes, I read the book. Yes, I know I’m not supposed to like him in the story but goddamn. He’s just a lil cutie patootie in this shot 😭
Ilya: I’m slowly boiling in this pot…. It’s burning my flesh… it’s hollowing me out… why won’t Shane get me out of the pot…
Galina: that’s very difficult. have you told him about the pot?
Ilya: OF COURSE I HAVEN’T TOLD HIM ABOUT THE FUCKING POT
Chapter 14 of you’re nice to look at is up!
Shane does some Internet searches and maybe peruses some apps
Chapter 14 here

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Matti Jalo: Fuck, I didn’t mean to check Hollander that hard. How long is Rozanov going to let me live?
Carter Vaughn: Ten.
Matti Jalo: Ten what?
Scott Hunter: (nodding at something over Matti’s shoulder) Nine.
… people wanting Shane and Ilya to have a big wedding despite them never canonically mentioning a big wedding and in fact both being very particular about keeping the day low key.
…people wanting them not to have kids even though they have both canonically mentioned they want kids eventually.
… people saying that the show is much better than the book and that Jacob will “fix” the story, even though Jacob has said he adores the books and Rachel. (Not to mention it’s one of the most accurate book to screen adaptations).
The oblivious projection in this fandom is exhausting sometimes.
Anyway, I’mma keep writing my firefighter au because instead of fighting jerks on the internet, I’m pouring my effort into writing non canonical smut and angst like the fandom gods intended✌🏼
As we draw closer to filming and cast announcements let’s reboot this.
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he was just sitting there with one shoe on thinking about the massive dick he saw in the showers and how badly he wanted it
just a couple of super casual, no strings attached fuckbuddies looking longingly at each other like two bros do.

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your assigned ilya of the day is breasting boobily through the horrors
I’ve been watching the VHS anthology movies lately and I thought maybe the Heated Rivalry brain rot had finally gotten me because I was like is that Alexei in VHS 94??
Anyway it turns out it’s totally him (Slavic Rogozine) 😅