Till human voices wake us, and we drown

"you look tired" well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease

pissing each other off as foreplay

somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

just checked into the hotel california. hope there’s nothing unusual about their checkout policy

if I got carried away by the harpies I would accept my fate because I respect women

this is coming from a vulnerable place (sunday afternoon)

himbo this, bimbo that. in my day there was mambo, and there were five of them.

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.