Lainey Molnar
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Lainey Molnar

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🐱 Studio Ghibli + Cats 🐈
Ekaterina Popova.

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i cant ever find her…..but she always seems to find me
I grew up with a grandma who quilted, but she’d never been interested in passing along the hobby, so when she finally kicked it I was the grandkid who got all her materials, ‘cause I was the only one who knew how to use a sewing machine. Then, in 2015, a friend had a baby and I figured I’d make her a quilt, ‘cause how hard could it be?
oh
my
god
Luckily I am the stubbornest human alive, ‘cause I never woulda finished otherwise. I didn’t know what I was doing, didn’t know the terms to look up how to do anything, I musta reinvented the wheel like eight times and it took ten months, BUT I DID IT.
Figured I’d suffered enough and would never do it again and now I’m on quilt #9 smdh
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I’m hyperventilating.
Holy shit. Holy SHIT.
This is INCREDIBLE.
Oh my god.
I’ve gotta go lay down holy shit look at this how do we just walk by other human beings every day and live our separate lives when there’s a person sitting next to you on the train or in line for coffee who goes home and makes things like this what even IS being human holy shit.
GOOD FUCKING JOB.
Oh heck I did not expect the notes to blow up on this, UM
Okay so on a purely technical level, this is not that difficult, you just gotta come at it a little sideways.
The background of this sucker is just rows of 1.5″-wide fabric strips. I can’t remember the exact pattern, but I wanna say it was something like one row 6″ strips, one row 4.5″ strips, one row alternating? I don’t remember exactly, it was a while ago. That’s not difficult, you just lay it out and sew it all together one row at a time. It’s not hard, just tedious.
The fish are a lil different. I can’t draw, there is a disconnect somewhere and my hands are stupid, so I figured out probably fifteen years ago that tracing was the way to go. For this, I legit just yanked several photos of fancy-looking goldfish off the internet and traced over ‘em in Photoshop.
Once I had enough, I printed my outlines, laid ‘em out on the background to create the idea of movement, and then traced the outlines out on fabric and pinned the hell out of ‘em.
This woulda been WAY easier with Heat ‘N Bond, but I didn’t know that was a thing at the time. From there I just used just about every fancy stitch on my inherited sewing machine to make the fish STAY WHERE I PUT THEM, and also look good.
I have since learned this is called “raw edge applique” but whatever. It’s fun, it’s neat, you can do it with a bunch of stuff and impress the hell outta people. More recently, it’s how I’ve gone from this:
to this:
(this was another project I SUFFERED over unnecessarily, because I’m the dip that decided to quilt the waves, like a moron)
god that sucked but it looked SO COOL when I was done!
I’m very sorry to tell you that if you thought we would be less impressed with you after this update you were very mistaken. I’ll say again:
Holy. Shit.
Imagine inheriting your grandmas quilting skills without even realizing even after the 9th quilt
Unmute !
Captions
Woman in purple, in a high pitched, enthusiastic voice: if you’re not at work today or you’re working from home, you may be wondering, whAt day is it?
Man in suit, emotionless and factual: itsmonday
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ALERT!! ALERT!! MAN DOWN!!!

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i love when ppl who constantly use self deprecating humor interact with me, theyre never sure how to react. theyre like "lol well we all hate ourselves anyways" and im like "no, im sexy as hell actually" like oil and water everytime
Self-appreciating humor even when u 100% don’t believe what you’re saying is legitimately such an esteem-booster & i’d recommend everyone to try and replace deprecating jokes with exaggeratedly-positive & validating ones whenever u can
And tbh, it’s funnier/more comfortable for everyone involved anyway. Like, failing spectacularly at something but going “lol y’all WISH you had my talents” instead? Hilarious. Its funny, alleviates the pressure on other ppl to validate your negativity, AND even when what you’re saying “isn’t true” your brain still responds to hearing positive input & your attitude towards yourself & your situation becomes so much healthier after a while. This kind of thing has been proven to improve mental health & curb self-harming tendencies, as well as contribute to healthier social environments ;0;
Yes I do, actually
we all just need to emulate the raw confidence of the kid who has the power of god AND anime on his side
Doing this has genuinely saved me. Pls be kind to yourself even when you don't believe it
I made a little tune but I didn’t know what to use it for. So. I made this.
Starry Night Over the Rhone, Vincent van Gogh.
The doctor: crying over the loss of Rose
Donna: Immediately establishing her big dick energy on the entire franchise
stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!
fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas

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@unpretty
it’s DIRT
unmute for comically aggrieved farmer
Farmer, upset: so the cows think I’m delivering hay and I’m trying to deliver a Fucking. Hole. Goddamnit. Get away! No!
Farmer, losing faith in the world: oh my god, figure it out. Ladies. It’s like a zombie movie, I’m trying to dig!
Farmer: There’s Not Anything. Stop.
Cows: *disgruntled moos*
Farmer, exasperated: what?
Cows: *single stubborn moo*
Farmer, tired of life: There’s nothing! Oh my god, it’s the entire herd.
Farmer, desperate: Guys. Guys it’s dirt! It’s dirt! It’s dirt. It’s not hay!
Farmer: go find another gra- It’s dirt! You know it’s dirt!
Farmer, going through the five stages of grief seeing the cows roll in the dirt: What. In. The. Absolute. Shit. Are you doing? What are you doing? What’s that about? It’s dirt!
Is that Max Kruemcke? From Rooster Teeth?
Glad he seems to be doing well.