AhhSparklyMagic

if we were lambs we would frolick together.. don't you ever doubt it...

No Cops At Pride Only Gritty

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

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thinking about her (tiffany lamps)

i just said “my brother in christ” at work and if i’m not careful with my spoken memes, some people are gonna start thinking i’m christian

that head is devoid of all thought, filled only with more peanuts.

When the old men are gay. Reblog my post

Easiest notes I’ve ever gotten I feel like I’m cheating it’s like throwing a steak in a pit of lions it’s like throwing bread in an overstocked koi pond