The Weeds And The Wildflowers

right before you have major life commitments is the perfect time to get into a new fandom

me trying to remember what newfoundlands are called earlier: big dog he's an island

i'm really glad 6 isnt afraid of 7 anymore and you could all stand to be more supportive of their relationship

when you eat a Normal Sandwich (bread meat greens cheese relish) and your body goes ooohhh fuck! oh fuck! what have you done! heartbeat GO! sweating GO! temperature GO! like sorry man I'm just trying to keep you WORKING!!!!!!!! ASS HOLE!

Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

Joy and whimsy detected! This response is joyful and whimsical!

takes off my party city fake vampire teeth to reveal my very real vampire teeth underneath

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.