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I drank a shitload of honey last night and slept for 12 hours

Stop calling me bear

me: "well it looks like you lost the bet. now you have to do anything I ask for~♡" my girlfriend: "oh yeah? and what's that" Me, scrolling through the search results for a hastily typed 'thigns that are sexually embarassing, for domming': "now now. be patient little bird~♡"

have you found anything yet goddess

there was that time you paid lip service to doctors over furries.

I saw some crazy images online and now I prefer furries

i really hate MacOS a lot. sorry

I know this is very windows user talking but as a windows power user and sysadmin MacOS makes me feel like I am trying to use an operating system that’s actively out to get me. Cut and paste? Nope unless you want to use some oblique key combo. There’s two different pictures libraries and one’s a folder and one isn’t for no clear reason at all. I am constantly getting OS notifications in the top left of my screen that amount to “Hello I am your operating system.” The close tab button is on the opposite end of the tab for absolutely no reason. I do not use MacOS MacOS uses me.

My MacBook Neo is genuinely a lovely device. Very cute very light very fast does most of what I need. But we are almost always in a tense standoff with each other

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

this post is like five posts per post

nothing unsettles me more than like a good fic on ao3 with no opening notes and no end notes. nothing but story. who are you? where are you writing from. are you ok. who hurt you

#i click onto the author’s dashboard and open all their other fics looking for notes on them#they are all similarly blank#i go to the author profile. it tells me the author joined in 2014 and nothing else#they have no bookmarks. they have one gift and it’s a bts fic from orphan_account. none of their own fics are bts fics.#this fic has altered me. i leave an unhinged comment then bookmark it and go stare out the window // via @elegantlyloquacious

WTH. I know that author too!

Classic Neon Genesis. One of my favorite anime’s of all time.

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.