Things n Things

Every year, doctors at a hospital in the Yunnan Province of China brace themselves for an influx of people with an unusual complaint. The patients come with a strikingly odd symptom: visions of pint-sized, elf-like figures – marching under doors, crawling up walls and clinging to furniture. The hospital treats hundreds of these cases every year. All share a common culprit: Lanmaoa asiatica, a type of mushroom that forms symbiotic relationships with pine trees in nearby forests and is a locally popular food, known for its savory, umami-packed flavor. In Yunnan, L. asiatica is sold in markets, it appears on restaurant menus and is served at home during peak mushroom season between June and August.

i love bizzarely specific hallucinogens

honestly, open warning to anyone who sits beside me on a plane: I’m eating your ass immediately if we crash. I don’t have any religious hang ups. if we’re lost in the Andes in need of rescue, and I start to get a little hungry, I’m eating you. sorry.

pushed pork

not a new food. sausages.

SHE HAS PEANUT BUTTER PAWS!!!!!!!!!!

[sexting] well actually topologically speaking you can't really use 'all three' of my holes. there's just the one. no that's the other end of the hole. no i think that other one counts as a pit. hello. where did you go

renovating your palace while the government has no money and the economy is fucked is a very classic late empire move. good to see its still in the meta

"don't worry scientists will invent a way to solve climate change!" They already did... several times over... just the people who didnt like their solutions (cough cough oil companies) had enough cash to shut them up both legally and illegally

“but bright garish flat colors is how this art looked when it was originally painted, the depth is an illusion caused by centuries of grime” yeah and the grime fucks I love the grime

I’m going to open an art museum dedicated to applying grime to modern paintings

I have this big ridiculous Dr. Seuss machine called The Grimenizer that sprays black evil sludge all over the paintings while I turn the crank and cackle

if I wanted to see art the way it looked when it was first made I would be using my mad science to build a time machine to get bubonic plague

maybe some of us like when history swallows itself. maybe the ouroboros of time self-destructing itself is our kink. how dare you kinkshame me and my nasty-ghastly ooey-gooey uglsy-bugsly Grimenizer Machine

NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.