TikTok is dead, so here I return. My fucking respawn point.

we dumped tea into the harbor for less

hope that everyone that lives by the beach has the worst day ever, fuck you. that should be ME

i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, 'this is what Batman villain The Penguin's dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.'

‘why do you follow prev’ polls please don’t ask me that i’ve been here since 2011 i don’t know who anyone is anymore including myself

death is insane. wdym i’ll never see my grandmother again

Sometimes corporate speak is good.  For example, Space X calling their rocket explosion a “rapid unscheduled disassembly” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week

Moment of silence for Panic! At the Disco I guess

By Fall Out Boy

How does it feel to be the funniest person on my dash today

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

happy 10 years of spiders georg everyone

Are y’all watching CSPAN rn they had to physically restrain Mike Rogers from going after Gaetz

Fist fights should not only be allowed, they should be encouraged

Being nice to someone you don't like is not manipulation btw it's being civil

you know those posts where you see them and you know it's just a glimpse of the iceberg of discourse that the post is truly about

We have to destroy tiktok

i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat

OH MY GOD

apparently @sketiana is the original poster

im in cross site witness protection

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

Y'know what? Yes. Thank you. I have been trying to find the words for why this phenomenon bothers me.