Super Good Advice™

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we really have no business being in space at all.

[ID: A still frame from Star Trek: The Next Generation of Commander Riker leaning against a control panel. End ID]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

What a fucking idiot. Complete moron.

I think a large part of this fandom feels the same way 😭

this cured my depressive episode

I’m evil villain laughing

How the actual cinnamon toast fuck did this narrator get through reading those, like, at all.

Being a professional actor helps <3