Life is soup, I am fork

normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

In cyclops world the teens have a trend where they play "we are young" by fun and when he says "give me a second i" they put a second eye on random celebs like cyclops shane dawson

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

Actually when I say “fuck all billionaires” I particularly mean Taylor “having my wedding in the middle of the busiest city in the world on the busiest weekend in the world in the part of the city the majority of commuters need to get through because fuck working people” Swift

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best