don't google sexy yoshi

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

*has a thought at 1am* magical girl anime is to yuri what sports anime is to yaoi

We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand