i know what u are doing wanda

The idea that you can "protect" someone by giving them *less* knowledge is just so trivially fucking stupid on the face of it.

Of course, you can certainly protect yourself by giving other people less information, which is 100% the actual point.

its because you always on that damn mortar and pestle

*walking into the morgue to find body parts scattered across the floor* oh my god who closed last night

big fan of when some edgelord isolates himself from the world hiding in his menacing magical castle, only for his future love interest to ram down the doors like YO BITCH! i live here now

Making a new rule for straight creators along the lines of "don't kill off your lesbian couple it's homophobic" but this time it's "if you're going to put a lesbian in your show you can't make her a cop"