life is but a dream

i hate how mainstream rpf has gone. it should feel like a seedy backalley interaction while glancing over your shoulder to make sure no one's looking. it should be a secret that it's fine. you should have to, well,, know a guy who knows a guy...

Being obsessed with a piece of media that is so mainstream that it has become ingrained in modern culture is embarrassing as hell. You perk up like "omg they're talking about my blorbo, I wonder if they're in the fandom" and it's literally just a reference to Gandalf the Grey, the most famous wizard of our time

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

I think itd be funny if people in the dc universe started calling for Batman in the same why they call on mayor Mandani any time theres an inconvenience in Gotham from the local villian of the week to the city needs more dumpsters they just make and upload a video saying "Batman can you come deal with this"

one must imagine sisyphus in margaritaville

who turned them german mid tag ?

how do you know they were transformed midday?

atleast we have megan thee stallion. at the end of the day atleast we have her

IT’S MARCH

Uh… It’s still May…

It’s august

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

ALSO! red light doesn’t fuck up human night vision much so you can go in and out of lit areas without readjusting

i legit miss red lights in cars and appliances n stuff. red city lighting is goated