GOD LEFT ME UNFINISHED

oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime

Guys please reblog this rather than liking, this is a rampant issue

We have panels that can survive spacecraft reentry heat, but we don’t have phone screen glass that can survive the sidewalk.

2019 is coming up and if i don’t become louder than god’s revolver and twice as shiny then what’s the point

The only universally liked and positively stereotyped people in the entire Western Hemisphere are the Canadians.

I am a simple man. I see a boy I akdjrnskj,,sbahjf,

how many toes you got?

you mean in my mouth or

blocked, have a horrible day

Also not to be Melissa McCarthy’s character in bridesmaids but I wanna climb Ben Kissel like a tree

my emotions towards frank iero can go from “you greasy little rat, cut that shit out” to “what an angel, oh he’s going to kill me with that smile” in the span of .003 seconds.

me, lovingly and with tears in my eyes: frank iero is a fucking rat and i hate him

You could edit an elon musk tweet to say anything and i wouldnt know it was fake because he still has me blocked on twitter