theo

“Are you decent?” Morally? Absolutely not. Decent like do I have pants on? Also no

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

And when will Aurora Primrose be getting disguised as a grandma?

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

happy “the S.R.F., where the S stood for soft, the R stood for rich, and the F for something else” Friday!

Sir Terry Pratchett is a master of the written word but he ain’t shit for the way he trained me to accept dumb naming conventions because i got three missed calls on my phone from Scam Likely and I spent like half a day wondering who I knew named Scam. 

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Mr. Scam Likely of the Ankh-Morpork Thieves’ Guild

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

opened my wip and didnt immediately write a thousand new beautiful and perfect words so i'm going to smash my laptop with a hammer