Don't Make It Weird

letting up a burp so excessively loud and obnoxiously gross that you're genuinely surprised at yourself. Going through that moment of Did that come out of me? I don't make sounds like that, before accepting that, yes, actually, you just did

I want to burp somebody. Oooh I want to burp somebody so bad. I want to wait until they finish their soda, then thump them on the back, knocking a big, carbonated burp out of them "by mistake." I want to press just the right spot on their belly when they're full, coaxing out a deep relieving belch. I want to hug them a little too hard, squeezing out a little burp they were trying to suppress. I want to work a burp out of someone who'd rather it stay in. I want to ease a burp out of someone who's dying for it to come out. I want to burp someone who thinks it's embarrassing. Someone who wants it. Someone who needs it. Someone who thinks it's as hot as I do. Preferably all of those things at once.