Riding the high of being photographed by Bey's media team before

My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney

Had to finally release this from my head

The Fool: Hans im Glück / Hans in Luck - i think this one's pretty obvious, its freedom and a new beginning. Hans is a fool but he's carefree and happy

The Magician: Das tapfere Schneiderlein / The Brave Little Tailor - i think this is a card that a lot of fairytales would fit, not even necessarily the ones about actual magicians but more the ones about people who are clever and witty and get away by tricking their opponents, and the brave little tailor kinda seems like the best example for that

The High Priestess: dont have one for this yet

The Empress: Rumpelstilzchen / Rumpelstiltskin - not too sure about this one but i put it here when i made this list a year ago. i guess its kinda about motherhood?

The Emperor: dont have one here either

The Hierophant: i had könig drosselbart written down for this one but i dont think i like that choice. hm

The Lovers: Dornröschen / Sleeping Beauty - my initial choice for this one was the twelve dancing princesses but im changing it to dornröschen, it just wouldve felt wrong not to have her on here. and well theres the whole true loves kiss thing of course

The Chariot: i feel like it should be really easy to find a fairytale for this one but somehow i cant. aschenputtel would obviously fit well but i think i prefer her for strength

Strength: Aschenputtel / Cinderella - its about hardship and bravery and compassion, i think she fits best here

The Hermit: Die sieben Raben / The Seven Ravens - this is my favorite fairytale so im biased and wanted to make sure its on here BUT i also do think it fits. ive always liked the thought of the girl travelling the whole world alone to search for her brothers and walking so far that she reaches the moon and the sun and the stars

Wheel of Fortune: Der Froschkönig oder der Eiserne Heinrich / The Frog Prince - its about transformations, karma, consequences, cycles of life. kinda wanna give Heinrich his own card but thats not how it works. he could also be the hermit, but like, worse

Justice: Der Wolf und die sieben Geißlein / The Wolf and the Seven Young Goats - lots of fairytales about justice and karma out there, but this one's definitely the first one that comes to mind (for me)

The Hanged Man: Die Gänsemagd / The Goose Girl - picked this one because the goose girl kinda just immediately accepts her shitty fate. and of course Falada's head actually hangs on a wall in this so that also works

Death: Rotkäppchen / Red Riding Hood - this one also could've been justice (the ending is honestly kind of the same as wolf & die 7 geißlein??) but. the neverafter influence

Temperance: Schneeweißchen & Rosenrot / Snow-White & Rose-Red - i think the reason i picked this one is because its like. so harmonious. not much happens and both sisters are just very kind no matter what happens

The Devil: Tischlein Deck Dich / The Wishing Table - not sure if this one fits 100% but i think in the sense of like. greed and materialism it kinda does? also theres the goat that causes everything by being an asshole for no reason

The Tower: i think the obvious choice in terms of the actual symbol would be Rapunzel but im not sure if that really fits hmm

The Star: Die Sterntaler / The Star Money - kind of an obvious choice based on the name but i do think it also fits in terms of the story, its all about faith and kindness

The Moon: Hänsel & Gretel - children abandoned by their parents and being deceived by a witch, maybe it kind of works?

The Sun: Die Bremer Stadtmusikanten / Town Musicians of Bremen - this one's just lots of joy and happiness after hardship, its perfect i think

Judgement: Frau Holle / Mother Holle - it does not get any judgier than this one

Begins a bit after the scene where the under world workers push Orpheus around, Hades says something like “show him what happens to/what we do to people who blah blah blah”

I’m giving you time to prepare. You have like maybe 30 seconds to a full minute to do what you need to do,

I would recommend dipping out of the theater if needed during the Come Home With Me (reprise) when Orpheus finds Eurydice in Hades. That gives you through that song, Papers (“You’re Not From Around Here Son”) [Intro], and the first almost exactly 30 seconds of Papers (Instrumental) to hightail it or block your eyes as needed. The flashing lights begin at the drum break during Papers (Instrumental) 50 seconds in. That’s like 3:46 of safe move time during the first two songs.

flashing lights are safely over when Hermes plays his pitch pipe for the fates to sing at the beginning of Nothing Changes.

My wife pointed out to me the other day that apparently most people were literally only taught how to say Sorry and not how to Apologize or even that they are different things so here.