The Frosted Flake

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

Might as well.

It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

Why would they speak spanish in europe

World Heritage Post

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville