Wrigglin’ By

cant do the mutual first memory rb game because i genuinely cant remember anything. i dont know you were all my mutuals at birth. we were joined by the stars and by blogging

m,y first memory is that I Loved You and do still

What was that noise outside just now

Is everyone ok

Crow behavior is when you and your wife find a bouncy log out in nature and begin to jump up and down on it because it’s sproingy.

Update: We found another log that was EVEN BETTER for sproinging

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

I think I just hate the phrase golden retriever boyfriend

my first love...

the word 'swim' is doing a lot of heavy work here

Not half as much as the audio is

Did you know that cishets fuck pies? Apple pies are their favorites. They'll see a freshly baked apple pie and fuck it right there on the table. Some of you will try to tell me that it was just a joke (that it was a scene from a teen sex comedy), but I won't fall for it. I've heard real cishets talk about getting a sexual enjoyment from creampies in real life too. They're sick!

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

thanks to lactation efforts

go on

I get this feeling I shouldn't

that is a genuine honest to god miracle

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

is anybody out there

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat