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so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

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I would give anything to be able to see how the world looks through the eyes of a mantis shrimp. it's been a deeply felt desire of mine for a very long time now and I will not know satisfaction until it is somehow requited

I need to see it

I think if we all start posting nipples at once they won't be able to stop all of us. and by they I don't just mean tumblr staff I'm referring to the entire world. I think the nipple is a very destigmatizable body part and I expect/demand it to be a normal thing within my lifetime. the fear of nipples is so weird and archaic, it's a body part dude

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

I sowed some holes in my clothes today, hashtag house wife

"enjoy last it'll it" (what)

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

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this post is a trainwreck

This train wreck is a post

This Grain wreck is a post

This Grain treck is a roast

To this Grain roast, a Toast! :D

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when the eternal tornado emerges from the bee forest, we should get a general idea of the direction it might go next. The plan is to construct a big fan. The fan will be on the ground and pointed upwards and when the tornado goes over it, we will be able to launch it into space

Are you kidding, they look absolutely amazing