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they should teach useful skills in school like home economics and how to safely pirate media

all I learned there was that the homunculus was the powerhouse of the cell I had to learn everything else myself

i can't believe 2012 was 20 years ago.....

You scared me!!!!!

harvesting the tears of tumblr users as an ethical source of non-vegan table salt

they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are

Just saw a fish get his head torn asunder by a massive cleaver. Hope he’s okay.

He is not.

I'm tryin to remain optimistic

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

You... voted for the pigeon, too?

i know when i'm outmatched

Means soup is good

Sure, but why is there a day buffer period between the soup and the kiss? Does it only work on weekends? Also why only soup? When you really sit down and think about it, there are a lot of holes in her argument.