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Dark: Google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Dark:

Dark: Yahoo, how do I get--

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Dark: The town is exploding, and it’s very pretty!

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Second: No fighting! Violence never solves anything!

Dark: STAB HER, BITCH!

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Red: And now for a gay update with Green.

Green: Getting gayer.

Red: Thank you, Green.

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Chosen: Dark, I'm going to ask you not to do anything violent.

Dark: What? What are you talking about? I only use violence as an appropriate response.

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Yellow: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Blue: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Red: I got distracted about halfway through.

Green: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Second: Dark's trying to kill me!

Chosen: Don't be silly, they're not trying to kill you.

Dark: Yeah, I am.

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Second: …

Second: Hey, do you smell gasoline?

Second: …

Second: DARK! PUT THAT LIGHTER DOWN!

Second: A-and weren’t you supposed to give that pistol back to the police officer?

Second: Why are you smiling?

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Second: Alright, does everyone have a weapon?

Green: Red doesn’t have one.

Red: I am my weapon, you fools.

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Second: If Pinocchio said “My nose will grow right now” what would happen?

Yellow: The word "nun" is just the letter n doing a cartwheel.

Green: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life instead of death.

Red: If you sweat in a sweater, aren’t you the sweater?

Blue: If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

Purple: I hate all of you, goodbye!

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Green: Is everything okay?

Purple: If by okay, you mean that my life is a meaningless, black cauldron of swirling failure, then yes, everything is groovy.

Green: That's not at all what I meant by 'okay.'

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Second: Don’t tell me you’re behind this?

Dark: Sadly, no, though I do applaud any and all violence directed at you.

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Purple: You probably don’t know this about me, but I have some fairly significant emotional issues.

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Green: I trusted you!

Purple: Why?!

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Dark: I’ll carve our initials into a tree on our first date because it’s the most romantic way to let you know I have a knife.

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Dark: If I'm going to be arrested, I need to make sure I look good for my mugshot.

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Dark: I've killed more people than I can count.

Dark: Because I've killed a lot, not because I can't count very high.

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