queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise
I’ve had this queued for almost a year wow.
:) birthed to day
Woop woop 🙌🏻
Misplaced Lens Cap

Andulka

#extradirty
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Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

gracie abrams

bliss lane

EXPECTATIONS

shark vs the universe
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Cosmic Funnies

oozey mess
YOU ARE THE REASON
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
NASA

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queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise
I’ve had this queued for almost a year wow.
:) birthed to day
Woop woop 🙌🏻

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Sexist Microaggressions That Can Happen In A Relationship
The audacity!!! 😡😧 File all these under : Foolishness I absolutely DO NOT have the time for at all!
if you are a man please thoroughly read and ruminate on this bc i guarantee almost 99% of men do at least some of these & are under the impression that they dont
Every DnD game that starts out with a serious “Lord of the Rings” type of tone turns into a Monty Python sketch and every DnD game that starts out like a Monty Python sketch turns into Lord of the Rings
DnD game with characters named Kua the Brave, Enoch Bluehelm, and Hallow Greaves: Our current mission is to save the kingdom from the Dark Queen Ravenbone but we fucked up a charisma roll and now Kua and Ravenbone are dating and the king of Fendale was turned into a frog
DnD game with characters named Bunny Wabbit, Ford Trukk, and Dildo Baggins: Our current mission is to find a birthday present for a spoiled prince but in the process we found a lich planning to devour the life force of everyone in the land and Dildo gave his life to stop him in a scene so moving it won the Newberry Medal
If you give your players room to do whatever they want, including be silly, they will most often choose to express themselves. And you'd be amazed how much you'll start to care about characters once people have attached little pieces if their soul to them.
If you try to enforce a "serious" tone, it just makes the gags funnier, and your players will treat you with the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God.
"the same casual blasphemy orangutans show to God" WHAT THE FUCK I'M DECEASED
“Dünyaya bir daha gelirsem: Ne kadar tank, tüfek ve silah varsa hepsini eritip saz, cümbüş ve zurna yapacağım."
Mahal A1 sayı
“I will lose you. It is written into this poem the way the fisherman’s wife knits his death into the sweater.”
— Gregory Orr, “The Sweater,” The Caged Owl: New & Selected Poems

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When the last tree has fallen and the rivers are poison You cannot eat money
May the burning corpses of the rich forever fuel the undying flame of justice
Power move.
one of the most aesthetically beautiful displays of protest i’ve seen
Look at them standing by that cop like “you got a problem with our team spirit buddy?”
And there’s not a fucking thing he can do about it

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oh if only my head was in someone’s lap and my hair was being played with rn….
Gratitude - Tidying Up With Marie Kondo (2019)
A gentle genius
Gotham police: Batman! Quick! Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy have broken into Money McBillionaire’s mansion.
Batman: You mean the one who’s been in the news because their factories haven’t been properly disposing of toxic waste?
cops: uh yeah?
Batman: and didn’t he get caught up in a domestic violence scandal a few years ago?
Cops: shouldn’t you be stopping them?
Batman: right, on it.
*Later*
Batman: Harley! Ivy! Stop! Don’t beat up Money McBillionaire! And don’t take this flashdrive which contains documents detailing his company’s dangerously lax safety practices as well as formal complaints and lawsuits from workers who have gotten sick off of toxic fumes. And definitely don’t take this other one revealing exactly how much he paid to have those domestic violence charges dropped, including the names of the people who accepted the bribe. And please, for the love of humanity, don’t send them to Clark Kent at the Daily Planet lest he publish these private documents for all to see.
Harley: Got an address?
Batman: Yeah, I’ll have Nightwing text it to you. Include a note that says B pointed you in his direction.
This deserves more notes
If you don’t write Bruce Wayne like this, the correct way that is, then just stop writing Batman stuff this has been a PSA thank you and goodbye
fall asleep with me?
you know what the best feeling is?
when you go to bed but the conversation just never stops. when you shut the light and you can still see their silhouette against the night sky. when everything that matters is in that small brush of hands where you hang your hand from the edge of your mattress. when the words are unhurried and slow. when at 2am you fall sleep together.
i don't need any more friend because i have one very big friend, here he is
Welp, @dcswoop I guess our friendship just ended, this is my only pal now, it was nice knowing you boo
@ingriandrea
i am stil the superior Choice. Can i control the hemisphere? Maybe not. But am i cute and can cite Pride (2014) from memory and can dance to Beetlejuice all night? Yes. See? Very much superior to cloud McNoob over here
Ps. He cute tho
All true statements, you may dance battle for my friendship at noon tomorrow
I expect great things
@dcswoop

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Oleg Supereco
i don't need any more friend because i have one very big friend, here he is
Welp, @dcswoop I guess our friendship just ended, this is my only pal now, it was nice knowing you boo