Average Joseimuke Enjoyer

Heartslabyul

Riddle Rosehearts - Lawyer I just love the idea I actually do not remember nor can I find where Riddle mentions an interest in law but we do know in canon that 'The Department of Magic' holds trials for criminals with very short hearings where the defendant has NO lawyer or arbitrator. The only way to be released is lack of evidence proving wrongful arrest. Which is pretty damn scary.

Trey Clover - Baker He loves teeth because he works with sugar but he does go on his internship to crossbreed strawberries and he's looking into agricultural sciences. But he will be taking over his family business. However, he is looking for Hot Single Orthodontists in his Area

Cater Diamond - Influencer In 7.5 I believe he interns for interior design but I think his passion does truly come from being on a screen. It makes him his happiest so I can see him running a Stan MagiCam News account.

Ace Trappola - Mage I was going to jokingly say house husband but I changed my mind. Because coming up with a job for Ace was the HARDEST part of this entire list. I think that with him being a late bloomer for his UM, it would be very cool to see him on The Department of Magic or joining the Magic Council as an adult. He can have a serious job~

Deuce Spade - Magic Police Officer Deuce states early on he is pursuing law as a police man which putting my personal bias aside; Japanese police officers are very different and it's often a low intense job depending on the area and because Twisted Wonderland is a Japanese game; Deuce will mostly be on the look out for any suspicious people approaching children...

Savanaclaw

Leona Kingscholar - Politics I left this very vague because Leona is very educated and he cares A LOT about his country however due to birth order and unless he's willing to kill two people he cannot be king. But I do think it would be nice to see him pursue other politics in his country and do what the king can't/isn't.

Ruggie Bucchi - Political Translator People often forget that Ruggie speaks multiple languages because he claims it's for 'getting info he needs'. And communication is key during business. I like to think that Leona gets him a cozy job working with officials in the Afterglow Savanna translating for royals and politicians when necessary.

Jack Howl - Plant Nursery He lives in a very cool and cold climate so a lot of the plants he likes cannot thrive. So I think running or working at a plant nursery where people can get fruit trees and cacti would make him feel complete.

Octavinelle

Azul Ashengrotto - Restaurant Owner In his dream he does own a restaurant and business is his passion! I think that he would like to expand on both land and sea and keep his wallet full. Pockets drenched. Pockets healthy.

Jade Leech - MRT (Mountain Rescue Technician) How fun would it be for a merman, someone who's supposed to live in water, come to your rescue when you're stuck on a mountain? Not only does he get to explore the terrain, but he also gets to meet new people who enjoy land as much as he does.

Floyd Leech - Vagabond Floyd wants to do everything he can until he's good at it! He needs options always so no one job will truly satisfy him. However I must say he would make for a very sexy bartender...

Scarabia

Kalim al-Asim - Merchant Family business baby

Jamil Viper - Poison Tester I have no idea if Kalim will ever make plans to release Jamil's family from servitude but once again; family business baby

Pomfiore

Vil Schoenheit - Movie Star Technically Vil already is but they do genuinely enjoy acting and admire their father a lot.

Rook Hunt - Private Detective Don't ask me to dig into this I could go on for too long just trust me

Epel Felmier - MagiShift Player I think Epel will go on to be pro at the game due to how companies do take on 'attractive faces' with a story to sell and skill tends to be secondary. After he retires he will likely return to his life as a humble apple farmer.

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud - Styx CEO Idia doesn't really have a choice here

Ortho Shroud - Idol This is silly and this is for me. But I think Ortho wants to become a singing robot and he did seem very excited about the tryouts in Book 5. His VA is an actual Japanese idol and I think it would be cute to see Ortho getting new bodies for performances. Hatsune Miku but she is a robot who is real.

Diasomnia

Malleus Draconia - King He has no real choice here unless we go back to this previous ask and Briar Valley discovers the wonders of democracy

Lilia Vanrouge - Elementary school teacher Lilia says in book 7.5 he does want to pursue teaching children as they are the future and he does need 5 years to get his teaching license. I think he would be a wonderful teacher.

Sebek Zigvolt - Knight He wants to be sooooo awesome and cool looking with his armor on

So to add to this, he’s said he’s not really a morning person

He prefers to be a lazy cat and sleep late and nap when he can 

But what WOULD make him happy to get up any time in the morning is waking up to you, and you agree beforehand that slight somnophilia is okay, so you can initiate when he’s sleeping and he can do the same to you 

You become his new alarm, shutting it off when you’re awake on time and waking him up with a blowjob 

He loves waking up to the warmth of your mouth

You actually caught him in the middle of a wet dream about you before and he came instantly in your mouth and woke up in the middle of an orgasm 

He’s done the same to you, waking up with you still out, but you wake up soon to a tongue between your folds

The euphoria of plunging back to the waking world out of sleep, being pleasured with his talented tongue and fingers 

He gets you off just as fast and peeks up at you from under the blankets with a very self satisfied, wet grin 

“Morning, princess.” He’ll shift upward to kiss you and you feel his hardness 

He’s still sleepy and rests his forehead against yours when he fucks you slow

For Silver, it all really begins in Book 7, The Lord of Malevolence. That is where the foundation is laid. Before then, you and Silver have not had much one-on-one interaction beyond what he has heard from Malleus, Sebek, and Lilia, and the same can be said in reverse. So when he first finds himself dragged into all of this, Silver immediately feels guilty. In his mind, he has already brought you into danger simply by needing your help.

Even so, he has no better option. Your dream is where he lands first after breaking through Malleus’ spell, and he is fully aware that your help is instrumental in calming Malleus down. Malleus does not have many friends, let alone many people he truly trusts, and Silver needs every bit of assistance he can get. When he encounters you there, you owe him nothing. You have no real reason to help him. He is banking almost entirely on your friendship with Malleus to convince you.

So when you agree so readily, Silver is genuinely surprised. And grateful. More than that, it is a relief to not be doing this alone, even if he already prepared himself to bear the burden if he had to. That is where the promise starts. He swears to keep you safe while stuck in this dreamscape. 

Before Lilia’s going-away party, Silver had very few opportunities to get to know you properly. All he really knew was that both his father and his lord respected you. Sebek, of course, had plenty of things to say about you, though Sebek rarely approves of anyone to begin with (Silver included). Meeting you for himself, and seeing your wit firsthand, only strengthens Silver’s impression that you are someone worth trusting.

The further he and the others go into people’s dreams, the more grateful Silver becomes to have you at his side. He is not always the most naturally observant of other people’s emotions, and he knows that your help, along with everyone else’s, is a huge part of what makes waking people possible. It is what makes saving Malleus possible.

That trust deepens even more once Silver is forced to confront his own history and emotions. Learning his father’s truth—Lilia’s past as Briar Valley’s most dangerous general—is a lot to process. It is a shock in every sense of the word. And yet you remain there. You do not press him for answers he does not have. You simply stay.

That matters to him more than he can easily say.

Because by then, Silver is already aware that he asked you to help break everyone out of their dreams, but that does not mean he is willing to let you come to harm during the fighting, especially in the skirmishes where they help Briar Valley’s forces against the Silver Owls. He would not allow anyone to be hurt if he could prevent it, but when it comes to you, that instinct sharpens even further.

After his father breaks free and stays behind to stall Malleus while the group moves on to help the others, Silver tries, in all sincerity, to tell you to remain behind and hide. He is forced to admit, however, that waking the others will not be an easy feat. He knows that your help might tip the scales yet can’t ask this of you. He cannot promise your safety with perfect certainty.

You refuse.

So Silver does what he always does when something matters to him – he tries to shoulder the danger himself. He promises, again, that he will do everything he can to keep you safe. It is not empty reassurance, either. Even if it might sound a little awkward coming out of him, he means every word of it. You are a friend of his liege, yes, but by now you are his friend too.

At the same time, Silver is still processing everything about his own lineage. Learning that he is the child of his family’s sworn enemy is not exactly easy to absorb. You do not ask him to explain it, which is fortunate, because he does not have answers to give. Instead, you stay beside him anyway. Silver does not realize right away just how much that means. It is a gift, really. Not even Sebek has shown that kind of faith in him and you’ve barely become properly acquainted.

By the time everything is said and done—the students are freed, his father is alive, Malleus is recovering, and the school is slowly settling back into normalcy—Silver still finds himself thinking of you. There are plenty of more pressing matters, of course, not least of which are Malleus and Lilia being scolded by Lady Malefica over the entire overblot disaster. But even with all of that going on, Silver keeps circling back to you.

He does not think of himself as special. He has heard of your involvement in other overblots, and even smaller incidents around campus. He remembers the brief time he spent walking through Fleur City with you during the Glorious Masquerade, before everything went up in flames because of Rollo. To Silver, you read as a fairly normal student—someone comfortable to be around, someone who does not force conversation, someone with a calm and easy presence.

And perhaps that is part of why he feels so settled when he is with you. It is much easier to stay calm when there is someone to protect.

So that is the shape of it, really. Silver’s protectiveness does not begin as obsession or possessiveness. It starts as duty. Then it becomes repayment. Then guilt. Then affection. Then love. The feeling remains the same across the entire process—only the reason for it changes.

Part Two :: The Method 

Silver is the sort of protective that people only notice after the danger has already been avoided. Preventative. Intentional. He has the kind of vigilance that looks almost effortless from the outside, which is precisely why people underestimate how much thought goes into it. 

Just because he is laid-back does not mean he is careless. It means he is calm enough to look at a situation and think three steps ahead instead of panicking in the middle of it. He was raised not to take love lightly, and that does something to a person. Silver does not guard his partner like they are fragile glass he is afraid to breathe on. 

He guards them like something precious that deserves to be kept safe.

Physically, Silver is extremely tactile once he is comfortable with someone. His goal is to be a grounding presence so that you can enjoy life to the fullest. 

His hand always seems to find yours. In crowds, his fingers hook into your belt loop or rest at the small of your back, not to cage you in, but to keep you within easy reach. His other hand rests on the pommel of his sword. He is just as aware of his surroundings as if he was guarding Malleus, but more touchy due to your more intimate relationship. 

Side note. He is adamant that you learn swordsmanship. Nothing akin to the training he’s received, but enough that you can defend yourself should the need arise. If anything else, your body will gain stamina to run. 

He is the sort of person who positions himself between you and whatever might become trouble without making a show of it. If the path is crowded, he is already guiding you around the thickest cluster of people before you even realize the space is narrowing. If someone is walking too fast behind you, Silver will subtly angle you to the side so you are not in their way. If the weather turns too cold, he wordlessly offers you his jacket, cloak, or scarf. Sometimes all three. 

The type of man who will offer you his shoes if your feet are blistering without hesitation. That, or he’ll carry you without a second thought. Social cues mean nothing to him. Why are you embarrassed? There are no laws forbidding him from carrying you around like a shoujo protagonist.

While a bit dense, he’s not that bad. Silver is just a tease when comfortable enough. Oddly enough, he’s never felt sleepy with you on his back. It’s only a matter of time before he does crush you though. No matter how careful he is. 

And because Silver is Silver, this protectiveness is rarely suffocating. He is not the type to clamp down on your freedom just because he is worried. In fact, he wants you to enjoy yourself. That is a huge part of how he shows affection. He likes seeing you happy. He likes watching you laugh, likes seeing you relaxed, likes the way your face softens when something delights you. It reminds him of a chipmunk stuffing their cheeks with chestnuts in the winter. He is happiest when you are happy, so his instinct is not to pull you away from life, but to make sure you can experience it safely. 

“Go on,” he will tell you, gently nudging you toward whatever it is you are hesitant about. “I’ll be right here.” 

And he means it. Silver is always exactly where you left him, watching, be it while you grab lemonades for the both of you on a festival date or if you need to rush ahead to greet another student. 

That does not mean he is oblivious to danger, though. Silver may not be especially confrontational, but he is not blind to the world around him. He is just not particularly interested in gossip, and most of the time he would rather let nonsense die on its own than give it the energy it wants. People can whisper, speculate, and stir up drama all they like; Silver has better things to do than chase every ugly little rumor. He does not care enough to take offense at every stray remark.

Which is exactly why people are always surprised when he does have a response should they comment on you. 

Silver does not snap or posture or turn into a spectacle. He simply mutters something under his breath with enough dryness to cut through steel, and somehow that ends up being worse. One is not raised by Lilia Vanrouge and come out without a sassy bone. Silver’s just good at taming it. 

“Oh? Was that meant to sound clever?”

“That’s an interesting choice of words…Mm. What were we talking about? I already forgot. ”

“If you are trying to be rude, you may want to work on the delivery.”

The worst part is that he says these things so evenly that the person on the receiving end often does not realize they have been verbally disarmed until two seconds too late. Silver is not interested in winning arguments for the sake of it. He is interested in making the problem go away.

And if the problem is a person being disrespectful to you, then Silver’s patience becomes very, very limited.

He does not like people making you uncomfortable, and he does not like people treating you as though your presence is something they are entitled to appraise. If someone starts talking too familiarly, getting too close, or trying to prod at you for a reaction, Silver will quietly step in. He’s quite curt and to the point with it too. Misunderstandings are rare with him.

“Please do not speak to them like that. It’s a matter of respect. If you’d like a response, there are better ways of addressing others.” 

Silver does not need to raise his voice to make people feel as though they have crossed a line. Those aurora eyes take a darkness to them that makes the offender’s position clear. 

Emotionally, Silver’s protectiveness is probably the sweetest part of him, because it is where his care shows the most. He’s not the most astute with making how he feels clear on his face, so he tries to make up for it with his actions. He tries to keep a communication line open and constantly checks in with you, and trusts that you’ll tell him the truth each time. 

As stated prior, he wants to preserve your happiness. That’s the priority of a partner, after all. 

So he watches for the things other people miss. Whether you have eaten. Whether you have slept. Whether you have been pushing yourself too hard and pretending not to notice. Whether you’re missing home or growing uncomfortable under the professor’s attention. He is the kind of partner who notices when your voice sounds just a smidgen more tired than usual. You may not be able to read him, and he might not be able to read people in general – but he can read you like a book. 

“Come here. Rest for a while. Let me be the one to watch over you for a change.”

He says these things as though it is simply what he is supposed to do. As though taking care of you is as natural to him as breathing. And maybe, for Silver, it is. He is a knight at heart. He is someone who understands devotion as action, not just feeling. So when he loves you, he does not only say it. He guards your peace. 

And if someone ever asks why he is always so close, so attentive, so quietly ready to intervene, Silver will probably just look at them as though the answer should be obvious.

“Because I love them,” he would say simply. “Why else would I not?”

Last but not least, we have the jealousy factor. 

The first thing to understand is that Silver genuinely trusts you. He is not someone who spends his days worrying that you'll leave him for the first attractive person who smiles in your direction. His self-esteem isn't perfect, but this relationship is built on loyalty, and loyalty means something to him.

So casual flirting doesn't bother him nearly as much as people assume. A student compliments your appearance? Silver thanks them before you can. Someone asks if you're single?

"Their partner is standing right here."

He’ll brandish your interlaced hands with no malice. Just a mere statement of fact and clear intent. Again. He is the type to clear up any misunderstanding before it festers into something uncontrollable. Nip off rot before it reaches the root. 

His jealousy is rooted in something much more straightforward: he dislikes anyone who treats you like you are available for their amusement. He dislikes being forced to watch someone attempt to claim attention you never offered them. Only the animals in the forest get to do that, and sometimes even they don’t get a pass.

Catcall you, and Silver’s committing a face to memory. He isn’t the type to start a confrontation unless it is the absolute last resort. So he’ll pull you away from the offender as quickly as possible and instantly go into ensuring you don’t feel uncomfortable. A soft kiss to your temple if he thinks it will discourage an audience. 

Taken. Loved. Not your business. 

They don’t get the time of day. 

Yet.