let's go!

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

There should be cigarettes made from night time

crossfaded on apple slices and peanut butter

Unfortunately it’s very easy to lure me places because I like to go somewhere

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

hahaah later haters!! *does a super awesome trick on my bike* *turns to see if you saw that* *falls into an extremely avoidable road obstacle and dies

i chose to sever my connection with the divine by drinking diet coke

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

official aromantic post

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

big and cutes my me at you

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

i like when characters have weird inexplicable intimate bonds but i don't understand romantic or sexual attraction so it's just weird bullshit instead #myweirdbullshit #ilovemyweirdbullshit #secretthirdthing