pussy machine broke

can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sinks’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical

When u are hopeless & the world is full of despair the answer is a walk and a shower

FUCK tenderqueer we're starting the violentfag movement. We hit people with chairs.

how are you all throwing around words like "fag" without a second thought

pretty easily actually it's like three letters

*drinks the support black owned businesses juice*

just heard my roommate say “press alt f4” and after a couple of seconds he started laughing hysterically

I did it having no idea what it did and it just deleted my hw page

this post has a kill count

“Now”

Honestly one of the only good things that came out of the E3 this year. Bout fucking time they made some testosterone for gamers.

if i don’t periodically remind myself that there are a LOT of other ppl in their 20s who currently do nothing at all but lie in bed and type on various different screens all day then i start having heart palpitations 

the “the colonel calls me riza when we’re alone” scene is/was.. lifechanging tbh

“Now do me a favor and die” is such a powerful statement.