fuckin' nerd

that’s a lot of dollars

IT WORKES I GOT PAID THREE DAYS EARLY

THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME

As an introvert, the best thing is finding someone who it isn’t draining to spend time with

It’s interesting trying to explain to people who don’t experience social exhaustion that there are some people who are less draining than others and then their are those who are mind numbingly exhausting. All socializing is not equal

You ever look at a girl like “she can’t be real”

Lowkey horny all the time

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

let’s do it, roger

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

ROGER PLEASE

Good looks on Girls™: • oversized denim jacket with patches and pins • dress shirt + bowtie • flower crown • long sleeved shirt + choker • glasses!!!1!!!!!!! • lacey lingerie • tank top+ basketball shorts • all • every look • i’m not straight

“some things aren’t meant to last” ok but consider this: I love permanence and consistency

sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

can we make this an ask meme?

reblog this if you want a book description of you sent to your inbox

THE LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS I GOT A BORDERLINE FANFIC SO SCREW IT

((looks at my brilliant writter friends PLEASE))

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

Make her happy, grab her booty.