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You do not talk about robotics

Anyway how’s your afternoon, I thought we owned fancy brown sugar and proceeded to fucking destroy my coffee

This is cracking me up..why on earth did they delete his response in the movie!? hes so offended LOL

oh if that’s all

“My warmth is not fraudulent and it’s there to be given away, because when I give it away, it comes back to me.” Jenny Slate for Instyle

me: actually, no, you really needed to tell us that.

I envision Geralt and/or Yennefer saying, “oh yeah, he’s a normal human, what do they usually live…150 years? 300?” And Jaskier, who’s secretly been a vampire for the last 50 years of their acquaintance, is like, “Yes That Is A Normal Human Lifespan.”

So Geralt and Yen just sort of brush off Jaskier’s arguments including no grey hair guys- not one and his dad went full silver at age thirty three did you know. And its their sort of causal acceptance that gradually just makes Jaskier start to think that hey, maybe he has been just very lucky with aging, and really Geralt has been around long enough to surely notice another immortal. And Jasker just sort of accepts that he isn’t immortal, despite the fact he Really Obviously Is You Dumbasses. And its just never mentioned again.

Just witnessed this masterpiece. Every so often the internet pays off.

Jedi Cat Meme ;  Art by JB Casacop

a softer spider-verse