Spiral Of Happiness

thinking fondly of the time that my girlfriend heard the opening bars of holding out for a hero at the gay bar and asked "is this touhou music?"

@ everyone saying Kermit and Wilkins are two separate characters: This is obviously the one detail that stumps Columbo until the resolution, where the big "gotcha" moment is when he realizes that Kermit, ever the gentleman, is taking the fall for Wilkins

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Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

my fave used to be the ship of theseus but lately its just not the same

ok but this unironically works. talk about how the working class is exploited and you can basically sell full-on marxism to your average republican if you do it right. all you have to do is avoid the words "Marx," "capitalism," "socialism," "communism," "means of production," etc - just use synonyms. say "big business" or "corporate shareholder interests" instead of "capitalists." say "a government that prioritizes the needs of the working people" instead of "socialism." it WORKS. I've DONE it. the hardest sell are usually things like social and racial equity, welfare, things like that, because people have been primed with the racist/classist idea that those things are somehow unfair - but you can get your foot in the door to getting them to buy into those too if you start with class issues. read up on your theory, make sure you REALLY understand your own ideology, because that will enable you to reword it and successfully sell it.

Olruggio: [very serious and making intense eye contact] I will lay down my life for you, I would kill a man for you, do you understand? Brushbuddy: :/

I would like to present my case for why Ganondorf might appreciate any of these weather conditions: Hot and Arid -> TotK Ganondorf seems to have no issue with this climate since he likes to hold court directly under the beaming desert sun WITH fire sconces burning behind him. He seems to enjoy unreasonable tests of skill and what will test your skill more than withstanding the boring drawl of court under the burning sun. While barefoot. Hot and Humid -> The hypothetical Termina fisherman Ganondorf would presumably come from the Great Bay area and, given that Koume and Kotake set up shop in a swampy area which is probably hot and humid (mushrooms amirite) he would probably also set up his fishing hole there. I don't know if this necessarily translates to him enjoying hot and humid weather but he would live with it for the sake of his goals (being a fisherman and also coming from what is presumably a tropical area). Warm humid summers and mild winters -> This is probably closest to what canon suggests that Ganondorf considers ideal climate, given how he speaks of Hyrule's gentle winds in the Wind Waker and how he desired them, and it seems to be sort of weather that the Hyrule he covets enjoys. This is also the ideal weather conditions for most humans to be fair to Ganondorf. Warm summers and very cold winters -> I feel like this is just a slightly worse configuration of the above. A slightly cooler summer for a shitty winter? I think not. Cold all year round -> Okay here me out on this one. The Gerudo highlands is one of the coldest places in Hyrule, snow and ice basically all year round. Given that we've already established that TotK Ganondorf has a thing for extreme temperatures, and given that in present day TotK desiccated Ganondorf resides deep in the depths where it must be particularly cold, he might not mind cold all year round either. I remember reading a fic where there were Gerudo villages in the highlands and Ganondorf's home village was indeed in the highlands. All's to say, TotK Ganondorf enjoyer of extreme heat might also be into extreme cold?

drink water

Maybe do these in reverse order

Don't listen to them! Transgender BDSM now!!!!

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

I’m not sure if this will be helpful to anyone, but you literally do not have to be a good writer to write and post fan fiction. Yes you will naturally get better at writing and finding your voice the more you do it but you do not have to be or become a professional level writer to enjoy writing and sharing fics. It’s common to hear people praise fic writers by saying their work is better than published books, and while I think this comes from a good place, that’s not the norm or expectation. There is also a sentiment that fic writing is “good practice” for becoming a better writer or doing something else later, but if fic is the only creative writing you ever do that is literally okay. Your technical skill does not mean you cannot have fun and build community with your writing, or that other people cannot love and find meaning in your work.

anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.

yeah Luke was like 'I heard Ben Kenobi's voice in my head telling me how to blow up the Death Star :)' and Han was like 'kind of an unusual coping mechanism but I'm not gonna argue with him'

thanks to carbonite han not only misses learning about luke's training montage on dagobah, he's also half-blind during their whole escape on tatooine. luke's out there force-kicking henchmen with his gucci boots and doing flips and shit and han can't see a goddamn thing. now on endor luke's yeeting threepio with the power of his mind and han's just like 'the last time we hung out i had to stuff him in a tauntaun sleeping bag'.