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@phosphorwings

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Visiting @cipher-pines was very fun! Thank you for taking me, @the-strongest-ouroboros !
Ah, I forgot to mention, Pyronica said she would be willing to choose an outfit for you, as well.
Sigh. I suppose if itβs between her choice or Billβs, I could give hers a try.
It was nice having visitors. Next time, please wait until the food is actually done.
Kitten is food aggressive. It's best you keep it out of sight, out of mind until it's time to eat. I usually hand-feed him so he's forced to pace himself and actually able to enjoy the food.
You want me to hand-feed another grown man???
Are you judging an elderly, disabled man for his care needs?
@cipher-pines He's right about keeping food out of the way until dinner, but I can give you some more practical meal accessibility tips if you need them!
Ah! My Muse sounds very happy!! He is reading over my shoulder and laughing. Thank you for helping me entertain him!!!
Visiting @cipher-pines was very fun! Thank you for taking me, @the-strongest-ouroboros !
Ah, I forgot to mention, Pyronica said she would be willing to choose an outfit for you, as well.
Sigh. I suppose if itβs between her choice or Billβs, I could give hers a try.
It was nice having visitors. Next time, please wait until the food is actually done.
Kitten is food aggressive. It's best you keep it out of sight, out of mind until it's time to eat. I usually hand-feed him so he's forced to pace himself and actually able to enjoy the food.
@the-strongest-ouroboros does not have such restrictions...
Little Dragon has an infinite stomach and is immune to refeeding syndrome. Your health comes first, Kitten.
I am crossing my arms very hard right now.
Pouting isn't going to change the rules, Kitten.
... Okay. Can you visit again, please?
Visiting @cipher-pines was very fun! Thank you for taking me, @the-strongest-ouroboros !
Ah, I forgot to mention, Pyronica said she would be willing to choose an outfit for you, as well.
Sigh. I suppose if itβs between her choice or Billβs, I could give hers a try.
It was nice having visitors. Next time, please wait until the food is actually done.
Kitten is food aggressive. It's best you keep it out of sight, out of mind until it's time to eat. I usually hand-feed him so he's forced to pace himself and actually able to enjoy the food.
You want me to hand-feed another grown man???
We are the same grown man. :-)
Visiting @cipher-pines was very fun! Thank you for taking me, @the-strongest-ouroboros !
Ah, I forgot to mention, Pyronica said she would be willing to choose an outfit for you, as well.
Sigh. I suppose if itβs between her choice or Billβs, I could give hers a try.
It was nice having visitors. Next time, please wait until the food is actually done.
Kitten is food aggressive. It's best you keep it out of sight, out of mind until it's time to eat. I usually hand-feed him so he's forced to pace himself and actually able to enjoy the food.
@the-strongest-ouroboros does not have such restrictions...
Little Dragon has an infinite stomach and is immune to refeeding syndrome. Your health comes first, Kitten.
I am crossing my arms very hard right now.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Visiting @cipher-pines was very fun! Thank you for taking me, @the-strongest-ouroboros !
Ah, I forgot to mention, Pyronica said she would be willing to choose an outfit for you, as well.
Sigh. I suppose if itβs between her choice or Billβs, I could give hers a try.
It was nice having visitors. Next time, please wait until the food is actually done.
Kitten is food aggressive. It's best you keep it out of sight, out of mind until it's time to eat. I usually hand-feed him so he's forced to pace himself and actually able to enjoy the food.
@the-strongest-ouroboros does not have such restrictions...
Visiting @cipher-pines was very fun! Thank you for taking me, @the-strongest-ouroboros !
Ah, I forgot to mention, Pyronica said she would be willing to choose an outfit for you, as well.
Sigh. I suppose if itβs between her choice or Billβs, I could give hers a try.
It was nice having visitors. Next time, please wait until the food is actually done.
Oo!! This looks so fun!!!
It was very fun! You should come next time. :-)
Visiting @cipher-pines was very fun! Thank you for taking me, @the-strongest-ouroboros !
Ah, I forgot to mention, Pyronica said she would be willing to choose an outfit for you, as well.
Came to visit, but Mr. Ford dog??? Fed bolgona, do doggies eat sandwiches?
OOC: @domesticatedford's Fordzoi, I love him so much and he is so fun to draw
Yes! We do eat sandwiches!! I am not usually a dog, but when I am, I do very much enjoy sandwiches.
Oh good! Next time several sandwiches for doggie weight :3!!!
I do become a large breed, yes.
Came to visit, but Mr. Ford dog??? Fed bolgona, do doggies eat sandwiches?
OOC: @domesticatedford's Fordzoi, I love him so much and he is so fun to draw
Yes! We do eat sandwiches!! I am not usually a dog, but when I am, I do very much enjoy sandwiches.

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I heard you burn practically everything you cook. Incompetent bitch
I'm likely far more competent than you could ever hope to be. Do you know how many PhDs I have? Cooking is hardly a challenge.
I will help you cook friend! I am the best cook!!
I do appreciate the offer, although I'm not exactly able to invite guests over at my pleasure.
I WILL BREAK IN DO NOT FEAR!! :D
I would like to come, too!
To be honest, if anyone can, she can. That said: @the-strongest-ouroboros, don't get murdered by another dorito.
i will be very careful fuzzy dont worry! @phosphorwings you can come with me I will pick you up :)
Yes!!!
Naughty doggies get sent back to the pound hopefully some other bill will take pitty on you to adopt you otherwise you can spend the rest of your life as the yappy dog that no one wants to take home
I don't know what I'd be sent back to...
I heard you burn practically everything you cook. Incompetent bitch
I'm likely far more competent than you could ever hope to be. Do you know how many PhDs I have? Cooking is hardly a challenge.
I will help you cook friend! I am the best cook!!
I do appreciate the offer, although I'm not exactly able to invite guests over at my pleasure.
I WILL BREAK IN DO NOT FEAR!! :D
I would like to come, too!
That's not true!!! I'm taking pictures of myself, like he said. I'm being good!!!
Men can have good cleavage. Just look at that slut from 08
I'd rather not look at him more than I strictly need to.
H has an ample chest, but do not call him a slut. Your stranger is very rude. >:-(

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favorite cut of human meat?
... I don't eat human meat. Though if I had to choose, perhaps the offal.
Offal is rich and full of nutrients. My Muse says it is good for my coat health!
Help appreciated
I wouldn't normally resort to asking strangers over the Internet, but it's somewhat urgent. Does anybody know how to get gelatinous Cxaxukluthian stains out of a hat?
Wool, straw, or something else?
Wash soda and hydrogen peroxide will lift them out of most natural fibers. It can bleach some colors, though, so watch out. You can break up the Cxaxlioid chains with a bit of friction, so if the dye is delicate but the fabric is something that won't show abrasions, you can just take some salt or sand and rub it gently into the fabric.
It depends on the dye and the fabric, though.
Was it pigmented gelatin?
Honestly I think you're shirt looked better with the stains. It added character. Your wardrobe is so bland.
I don't want my shirt decorated with anything that was excreted by my Bananagrams partner
It's only hazardous to silicone-based lifeforms. For the thirty-fifth time, you're fine.
You're counting??
Are you implying that keeping track of these things requires excessive mental energy? Sounds like a skill issue to me.
You are very good at cleaning, PG.
How do I get those little pictures toπ
Ah, yes! That one.
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