LOST SOUL.

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

Bridgella shopping spree but it’s really Bridget doing the buying and Ella watching

sorry persephone retellings but you will never surpass the glory of amber gray in hadestown. persephone with a smoker’s rasp. persephone in green, weary of this world, persephone in black and hopeful that orpheus will succeed. persephone as an alcoholic to self-medicate her depression. persephone as a middle-aged woman with all the wisdom and bad habits that it brings. persephone in a speakeasy cheering for her husband’s workers if only for a moment because she doesn’t know what else to do. persephone and hades parting to try again next time again and again and again as the seasons turn. persephone as a bright and flickering light with her own shadows but burning bright nonetheless

Dude if you think about it, Bridget’s arc in the original timeline in Rise of Red is literally just a watered down, kids version of Carrie

I mean, she's trying to focus all his hatred on her while reminding him of his grand goal. Like he's not going to stop antagonizing her regardless so might as well make him focus on her as the target.

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives