Come Along, Pond

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

As per my last clay tablet,

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

my writing gland is purple and swollen

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

do not let that confusing painting get one over on you. you can Win at looking at art. stare at it until it quakes in fear because you know it better than itself. that confusing painting is a deer trying to evade you and you are the archer stalking it with a quiver full of your greatest weapon: Your Eye Balls.

Confusing Painting wants to piss you off, okay? Confusing Painting is hanging out there saying "tsk... I'm so opaque and mysterious and weird, they don't even have a chance at understanding me, I'm beyond comprehension." if you see Confusing Painting and think "that's so dumb I'm not even gonna bother trying" then you're just playing into its sick little games. assert your true dominance by showing it that nothing is safe from your mind powers.

@shit-hdb-would-say

Harry du Bois would say this.

"mwahahaha" could be an evil laugh but it could also be "mwah ahaha" like someone kissing you and then laughing joyously because they love you

also afterwards everyone who was talking about their cool bunker fantasies were like "Damn, Devin's right, we should also be considering helping people around us." which is the only recorded instance of a retail shift making people better human beings.

june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!

let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝

if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing