mercenary of slime

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

Lord help me I'm playing bg3 again

if you assume a trans woman is going to top because of her genitalia start running. I am coming to get you.

if you assume a trans man is going to bottom because of his genitalia start running. I am coming to get you.

if you assume a nonbinary person is going to fill some sexual role because of their genitalia start running. I am coming to get you.

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

you are mommy's brave little warrior. and you're going to go into the nether and get mommy's fucking glowstone.

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself