june "unrelated string"

"that doesn't sound sincere- it sounds rehearsed" is one of the most devastating and fucked-up statements you can make to anyone in the neurodivergent/ADHD/Autistic/Schizophrenic/Disordered Personality sphere. yeah bitch it's rehearsed. because i wanted to get it right when i said it

I’ve recently discovered how much better life can be when we normalize this. My best friend and I have started saying “hang on, I’m scripting” when we need a minute to mentally rehearse during big conversations (and “bear with me, I’m doing improv” when we’ve reached the end of our script and start to struggle with words lol)

and what's more sincere. whatever random bullshit your brain vomited out immediately as a mosaic of kneejerk reactions, half formed into tangles and blobs and wads of associations and turns of phrase with concepts and sentiments that shouldn't even be involved? or something you actually thought about for long enough to be confident it actually reflects anything you want to honestly communicate???

kind of a milf. reblog

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

(were at a small house party that's mostly continued to the living room) hey can i talk to you in the kicthen for a second? (we go to the kitchen together) so this box here (gesturing to the fridge) its very cold inside, but if i leave it open long enough it stops. Now this other box (pointing to the oven) its normal right now but sometimes its very hot, even on top. and opening it does little to help in either case (now pulling you the pantry) this is my favourite box, because the tempereraure is always just right (I walk inside of it and close the door behind me) And I can always go here when I want to play with my toys (you hear a muffled gunshot shot, multiple screams, an alarm starts blaring inside the pantry, I run out of the closet hoisting a big brown sack full of canned goods, a security guard attempts to tackle me but you block him with your body. You don't know why you do it, you've always been pro death penalty, and are starting to get mad that this guy isn't attempting lethal force. You think he'd be justified in any action, no matter the consequence, if I already shot first. God why did I bring you to this party, I forgot how fucking chuddy you are)

jellyfish lifecycles piss me off a little bit

getting called a dork by a pretty girl is unbeatable