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> Headcanon: Baby Khajit are often mistaken for kittens and small cats, so they would accidentally be adopted by loving humans, who soon freak out when the cat fucking talks back.
SO…
‘who ish the cutesht of them all??’
‘I am’
Now that would be a story for the ages.
Fun fact: Every form of feline in the Elder Scrolls series is actually a breed of Khajiit. Apparently what form of Khajiit you’re born as is defined by the cycle of the moons
OMG WHERE DID THIS CHART COME FROM ITS GREAT I LOVE IT
Well, not EVERY feline, there are cats who are genuiely cats. However, some khajiit really do resemble housecats. Other resemble tigers. And others resemble mer (bosmer, more specifically.)
TLDR: I love khajiits.
#what the fuck does this mean like your family can be like furry parents and then you’ve got a catgirl sibling and youre just a fucking tiger (x)
imagine being the oldest child but you’re a fucking housecat
Here is the source for that chart!
The Ohmes are basically a means of reconciling the fact that Khajiit in Elder Scrolls: Arena didn’t look like anthropomorphic cats, but rather like Bosmer with weird facial markings.
And if you really wanna get into Deepest Lore territory, it’s also explained why Ohmes look so much like Bosmer. Khajiit are actually related to mer, and more specifically, they’re the result of Padomay reshaping a group of proto-Bosmer as a gift for the Daedric prince Azura.
Seasons Greetings my dudes!
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would LOVE if someone could explain what’s going on
Probably a place where they dump trash where they are flying over
Video is recorded in slow motion in a high speed train
this is just fucking cool

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another FAR TOO RELATABLE bit from John Mulaney here
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#IM LISTENING TO A PODCAST. WHILE THINKING ABOUT ANOTHER PODCAST.
my favorite part is “my wife - i have this wife, and she…” ??? why did he say it like that i love him
So cool! That Terry is talented af!
we don’t deserve him
The next person who tries to correct me when I say “Happy Holidays” is going to be told Happy Hanukkah instead. Very tired of hearing, “No, it’s MERRY CHRISTMAS.” I’m pretty sure Judaism was around a lot longer than your Buckstar’s boycotting butt, Karen.
My boss once shared a great story about that. This happened when he was in a layover in North Carolina back when the “War on Christmas” bullshit was first becoming prominent. He had gone to get a pack of cigarettes, and after he paid for it:
“Merry Christmas.” “Happy holidays.” “No. I said Merry Christmas.” “Do you know what Hanukkah is about?” “No, what?” “Some people tried to make us worship their ways, so we rose up and killed them. Happy Hanukkah.”
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5. a ditch
style, charisma, slightly damp and classically British, does lack some nuance 7/10
4. a dark forest
steamy, the erotic deteriorating leaf experience you’re looking for, somewhat edging on overdone, 6.9/10
3. a nondescript parking lot
woof, chills, this is the oblique whiskey-drenched obituary you want going for you, elegant and yet robust, 9/10
2. an open field during the harvest moon
almost a little too romantic, but this is still the farmer down-home boy experience that will leave your neighbors wondering if you were a witch, 8/10
1. The bottom of a dry swimming pool during summer
original enough to be fun, and recommended for those who want a more oblique experience, an abandoned neighborhood or church is ideal, 8.5/10
This is blatant seven eleven death erasure and I won’t stand for it
IF YOU DIED IN A NEW JERSEY DENNYS BATHROOM YOU👏 ARE👏 VALID👏
I’m tired of house hunters. No more white people choosing between 3 equally nice houses in the suburbs. Instead, I want a show about average millenials trying to find apartments in major cities. Give me a 25 year old trying to find somewhere habitable in NYC for $1k a month. Give me a grad student looking for a flat in San Francisco on their shoestring budget. Give me a young adult who just got a starter job in Paris and now has to figure out how to move there. Will joe choose the place with a couch for a bed, or will he go for the closet-sized crawl space? Will Kat manage to find some place in the city, or will she end up with a 2 hour commute? Will Chris go for the barely renovated warehouse or will he start sleeping in the break room at work? Find out next week on I Don’t Want to Be Homeless

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The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, December 26, 1924
You tell him, Percival!
im gonna kill myself laughing one of these days
The Corpus Christi Caller-Times, Texas, December 6, 1959
Everyone who worked on the film has a Carrie story, but the sweetest and most heartbreaking one belongs to Isaac:
“One of my favorite things that would happen from time to time on set would be when Carrie would sing old songs,” he says. “Whenever that would happen I would offer her my hand and we would waltz around the set – on a starship, in a Rebel base, on an alien planet, and she would sing and we would dance. So surreal and beautiful to think about now. For all of her delicious, wicked humor and fiery energy she also had such sweet grace. I miss her dearly.”
cool i love just fucking crying forever and never not crying (gif source)

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“You aint worth a damn” 😂😂
Whaaaaat did I just watch omg 😂😂😂😂😂
Just put me next to the casserole full of delicacies!!!
Slide ya boi up
God this idiot evil old lady comes in and orders a hot chocolate and sends it back 3 times because it “tastes like warm chocolate milk”. I don’t know what the fuck you think hot chocolate is but it’s warm milk with chocolate shit ..also die
Imagine an existence so lacking in shame that you make a wage slave produce three different hot chocolates for you because you are waiting for the hot chocolate to taste like something other than hot chocolate