Zyra

Inadvisable tabletop RPG jam premise #137: Game jam where each entry consists solely of paratextual discussion of the mechanics of a hypothetical or invented RPG; examples include an errata document, a developer Q&A, or a forum thread debating the correct interpretation of a particular rule.

(If anyone really wants this one to be a thing, though, feel free to toss your entry into the reblogs. I'm not going to do a proper game jam on itch.io or whatever because its UI really wants you to have cover art and a promotional blurb and such, and this doesn't feel like it warrants it!)

girl who walks around in a shirt that says "I AM SOMETHING LESS THAT HUMAN, GIVEN HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS, THE PAIN IS UNENDING" because it only has 73 fingers so the knuckle tats didn't work

Honestly humans should be able to deploy little parasitic creatures called “learnlets” to go learn new things, or discover hidden ideas, and then return in the evenings

You have to eat them for dinner or other evening meal to gain their knowledge okay

Imagine walking through a dusty old cemetary and finding an eerily well-maintained headstone marked "Tobuscus Markiplier, died 1879 in saloon shootout crossfire"

did you hear the news? the special glue that lets you walk up and down any amazing digital surface w(

you don't hear much about the italian shadow government's stance on bisexual boys these days

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

gmail = garry's mail

when someone ghosts me on a dating app i like to craft a narrative in my head where they reconnected with a childhood sweetheart or finally confessed their feelings to a friend and cast aside dating apps completely. except the guy who asked me what my favorite soup was and stopped responding after i said french onion i don’t know what his problem is.

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth