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If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker

Many such cases i fear

What if garlic doesn’t actually kill or ward off vampires but instead they have a stronger sense of smell to help them detect blood easier and with that comes scent related sensory issues and garlic just happens to be a really common sensory overload smell for vampires

It’s actually a common misconception that garlic harms vampires. This rumor was started BY us, long ago. See, Garlic is an anticoagulant, which means that your blood clots slower.

Can we normalize vampires please?

What do you mean by normalize?

Not much happens. Biting a human doesn’t necessarily turn them either, there’s more involved than just a bite

Do you think turned vampires test themselves out to see if they’re immortal or not?

Rising up from the dead and having to claw your way out of a shallow grave does make you realize you’re neither alive nor dead. However, you do get reckless at a certain point. And after a hundred years you know things are different.

I put the fag in fangs

imagine being a vampire and your whole perspective suddenly shifts after centuries cause you've unknowingly been drinking from people on mood stabilizers or something

I haven’t really found any noticeable difference, but perhaps that is because I feed at night, when pills are wearing off.

skip the talking stage & go straight for the fangs in the neck stage

We actually *Can* eat other foods, it just does not sustain us. But you do crave blood. Also, we do not actually have to eat every day, if we drink enough blood!

It’s seen as weird by us, too. It’s creepy, and not in the fun vampire way! Just creepy. If you want to learn, community and junior collages are much better

Can we normalize vampires please?

Are we not normalized?

Yes, it stings but garlic bread is occasionally worth it, I have found

the vampire trying to eat me: im not gonna do it if you keep moaning

Incorrect, I will continue regardless.