The Sassy Kitten

“I’m going to bite you” —> “Sounds kinky”

Calling you names —> Say “pretty __” and add their name to the blank

“Stop” —> “Hmm? Stop what?”

Someone not finishing their sentence —> “Don’t be shy now”

“You’re fat” —> “Sorry, baby, this is all muscle. Wanna peek?”

“I don’t like you” —> “That’s okay. I’ll be here when you get better tastes”

“You’re so weird!” —> “It gets you blushing, doesn’t it?” [One Step Further: Not afraid to get vulgar? Try saying, “You wet?”]

Insulting you —> Bite your lip

“Fck you!” —> “More fun if you’re there”

“Oh my god, fck you!” —> “That’s what your mom said to me last night”

“Oh god!” —> “Now, now, no need to pray. I’m right here”

“Please fck off” —> “Is that begging I hear?”

“Fck off!” —> “Say please”

“I’m going to k!ll you” —> “Don’t threaten me with a good time”

“I’ll ch0ke you” —> “Geez, take me to dinner first”

“Wh0re\s!ut” —> “Talk dirty to me, baby”

Insulting you —> “Mm, tell me more”