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BRIDGERTON (2020-)

KATE SHARMA

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LAFD Big-Wig: Evan Buckley apparently has an addiction to opioids. He was tempted to steal them from an ambulance.

LAFD Big-Wig 2: The same Evan Buckley who was crushed by a ladder truck on our watch?

BW 1: Yes.

BW 2: The same Buckley that was struck by lightning and died on our watch?

BW 1: Temporarily died, but yes.

BW: The same Evan Buckley that turned down a $5 million dollar settlement from the city just because he wanted to work the job while on blood thinners?

BW 1: Do you remember everything?

BW 2: THE SAME EVAN BUCKLEY THAT WAS RUN OFF THE ROAD AND KIDNAPPED WHILE ON HIS WAY BACK FROM THE FIREFIGHTER GAMES, THAT HE JUST WON?!

BW2: THE SAME EVAN BUCKLEY THAT HELPED CONTAIN A SUPER-LETHAL VIRUS AND HELPED CAPTURE THE PERSON WHO CREATED IT AND ESSENTIALLY SAVED THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES?

*deep dragging breath*

THE SAME EVAN BUCKLEY WHO USED HIS ACTUAL BODY TO HELP CLEAR A FREEWAY SO HIS ALMOST STEP-MAMA COULD LAND A PLANE ON THE FREEWAY?

BW 1: He also helped commandeer a chopper to save people on a capsized cruise ship. He thinks we are going to fire him.

BW 1 and BW 2: *laugh hysterically*

*receives text messages*

BW 1: It appears, while in recovery for said opioid addiction, Evan Buckley helped save 14 kidnapped migrants.

happy two year tevanversary!