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im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

reblog to feed her notes

How is she doing this

Oh well none of my business

Thagomizer or not, it'd probably still be about as peaceful as other large herbivores in the class - the cape buffalo, or the joyful hippopotamus.

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

More effective and entertaining than anything ever done by 5 minute crafts!

truly one of the most upsetting things to hear in pretty much any context is "i'm used to it"

let's hear some flat affected cheers and listless applause from the anhedonic crowd

I think I want my next piercing to be through my heart with a wooden stake

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

they led me to water once and i drank a bunch. i was thristy. it was easy for me. i think horses are just lame