i just live here

[seeing a high definition photograph of a poison dart frog after a three week tolerance break from looking at images] HOOOOOOOOOOO

this trend of shitting on peer-reviewed academic studies in favor of tweeting “we already knew this was happening” is so soul-crushing. not to be an elitist cunt, but we have got to open the schools again. people genuinely seem to have forgotten that their personal lived experience isn’t indicative of the larger population, AND IF IT IS…… then you need researchers to support these assertions from a relevant data pool instead of a blog post from 2013 💀

i'm sorry but a lot of you guys need to be writing short stories.

You guys should also be reading short stories, they're like a lovely cool bottle of mineral water if mineral water was concentrated fucked-uppedness.

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

sometimes someone I follow falls victim to severe Character delirium to the point where they stop even saying the character's name and just refer to them by an epithet like some kind of malevolent entity whom they don't wish to accidentally summon, so if the sickness sets in quickly enough and I don't pay close attention for a week I'm just Never going to figure Who this bastard haunting my friend Actually Is. and I'll spend months scrolling my dash occasionally seeing appeals to "that fucking horse" or "my evil grub."

They say not to go to a grocery store while hungry because you’ll overbuy and regret it later, but it turns out if you go to a grocery store while full you’ll underbuy and regret it later, so really you just shouldn’t do anythig

As I've said before, there is only one energy mass that we could classify as a soul and it belongs to Miku. She is the only ensouled entity, sorry all humans and animals.

explain

Speaking as a physics professor who occasionally gets sent "Theories of Everything" and refutations of relativity or quantum mechanics...I've seen worse.

Now I'm getting negged by a physics professor👩🏻