girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

she suck on my mysterious artifact and I'm like hey don't do that

i need to train in a temple for 50 years bye

nvm they wanted to teach me discipline & patience instead of Hundred-Man Slaying Fist Technique so i dont care anymore

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

Aletaan olla surkeissa ajoissa kun kortin ostaminen maksaa kohta vähemmän kuin sen lähettäminen

I know this has been said so many times in so many words but it is never any less infuriating that we never seem to have basic social services money but we always have fucking war crime money

great. a chivalric order has started nesting under my porch & theres no way i can afford a warlock to come clear it out so i guess now ive got to deal with men-at-arms swearing oaths of valor right outside my window at 4 am every morning