love is not a popular movement

Huh, “There Will Come Soft Rains” is canonically set on August 5, 2026, the day after tomorrow. Here’s to another 70 years of not dying in nuclear war, I guess.

have you ever been made fun of for your accent/how you say certain words?

I am asking you to imagine, reader, that we are walking along together, holding hands. I turn to face you and you match me. And then I raise my leg, I put my foot on your hip, and fall backwards pulling you down with me. I’ve pulled guard like the dastardly coward I am. You try to stand but I pull you down, both legs wrapped around you now. In the jerking motion your hands splay out to catch yourself, but I’ve already caught your right wrist. I put my left foot on your right hip and spin out so I’m at a slight angle. You try to get away again but the distance lets me slip my right leg up and over your shoulder, my calf bearing down on the back of your neck like a yoke upon an oxen. My inner knee pressuring your carotid and your shoulder pressed up on the other side of your neck as I pull your arm across you.

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.