What the heck am I doing

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST! -Admin

tldr; not only is "Terrorism" a harder charge to "prove" in NY compared to "murder", this charge would make it easier to present the elements that made Luigi a folk hero to the jury.

*wakes up* oh fuck i need to protect women *runs out into heavy traffic*

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

has anyone ever had sex before

“you’re so chill” thanks i grew up around people that did not care about my opinion so i simply do not express it even if i am uncomfortable

Dont talk to me OR my gaping wound ever again

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

I hope you guys are happy. You have no idea about the lengths I went to to find this post and get it on my blog.

Everyone on this post is deactivated, this is like finding a fossil

World Heritage Post

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend

welp. to the shredder

Listen all u internet goers……. I know everyone has some wild catfish stories and I need to know them

You are having literally the funniest possible reaction to an infuriating scam

listen the only way to beat a scam like that is to give them a reaction that is just way more bizarre than whatever they started with. crank the bonkers energy up to an 11 and they’ll leave you alone