unfortunately a lot of the corny self help advice turns out to be true but the thing is you have to come to those conclusions yourself otherwise it just sounds dismissive and dumb

world's first marine psychiatrist trying to wrestle a knife out of a suicidal sea sponges hand in serbia

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

buses are like huge docile animals to me. so sweet and gentle and kind. what a creature.

placing my hand tenderly in between a busses headlights and leaving my face in to press my forehead onto the windshield.

not my itsy bitsy ass climbing up the water spout again