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the most alive i've ever been but kiss me and i might drop dead

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Ilya finds an odd picture of Shane in a photo album at one point. He's maybe three, he's sitting on the massive purple sofa that Ilya has discovered the Hollanders owned when Shane was born. He's frowning, red-cheeked and he's got a strange plastic case on his thumb.
"Yuna," he says, shifting his elbows on the table to point at it. "What is this on his hand? Was broken?"
Shane's head snaps up from across the table, where he's pretending that Photo Album Time is very boring to him and not worth paying attention to. He hasn't scrolled on the article he's pretending to read for over five minutes.
"I never broke a bone as a kid," he says, brows furrowed. "Not until U13, when that fucking kid from Guelph--"
Yuna and Shane both inhale quickly through their noses in what Ilya has learned to recognize as a moderative measure, lest they start yelling about something that everyone else on Earth has forgotten about.
"No," Yuna says, once her face looks a little less intense. "No, it wasn't broken. It was this...contraption that the dentist gave us to correct his thumb-sucking. He was so mad about it, we only put it on him a few times."
"Oh, Jesus," Shane mutters, eyes going back to his phone.
"Aw," Ilya says. "Poor baby Shane." He taps his finger against one little red cheek and laughs. "You really do look so mad, sweetheart. How did you make him stop?"
"Hmm...you know, I don't remember," Yuna sighs, tilting her head. "I guess he just stopped by himself eventually. Do you remember, Shane?"
"No," Shane says, shortly.
"Of course, that didn't get rid of the oral fixation," Yuna sighs, adjusting her reading glasses as she flips the page. "The things you used to chew on, Shane. Pens and straws and--"
"Mom," Shane snaps, while Ilya vibrates beside him. "Can we not?"
"I was afraid to give him popsicles because I thought he would gnaw on the sticks until he got a splinter in his stomach."
"Mom!"
"Well, honey, it's true! And you did outgrow it eventually, so it's not as if you have to be embarrassed."
"Oh, you did?" Ilya says, shoulders shaking. "You outgrew the, uh, oral fixation?"
"Stop," Shane hisses.
"Mm. Excuse me." Ilya stands from the table and sweeps out onto the back porch, though the sliding door does nothing to prevent the sound of his guffaws from floating back into the kitchen.
"You know," Yuna says, "I'm just going to assume that this is some kind of language barrier thing--"
"Please stop."
Ok someone has to take this away from me before I drive myself insane attmepting to idk art better 🙈
Idk how long I'll be on this murderbot train but these ARE my new favorite books to ever.
i'm a perfect all-canadian bitch
this platform sure is decayed

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sobbing thinking about ilya out clubbing with some old teammates or w/e but shane stays home and ilya pulls out his phone later on in the night to a voice note from shane like "hey baby i hope youre having fun with your friends. im heading to bed but ive left the door unlocked for you and your robe on the towel heater and water on your side of the bed with some painkillers for the morning just in case. tell cliff hi from me. i love you. good night." and ilyas got tears in his eyes already ordering an uber telling his friends i need to leave right now immediately i need my husband
ilya is the person who makes such a big deal about coming out and is hyping everyone up and talking about how crazy the night is gonna be and then he irish goodbyes within 15 mins of actually being at the club because shane sent him a picture of his book on the coffee table with the caption ‘My evening :)’
[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
They are 2 cool 4 me
Bonus with no text:
shane waiting to be kissed
"Why's Mel always touchin' you?"
Frank's just put his Red Bull to his lips when Dana speaks. It’s the first thing that she's said to him since his shift started - she didn’t even say good morning when he came in, though that's probably because he was fifteen minutes late since he had to drop Tanner off at kindergarten first. He holds his can in place for a second, wonders what about the relatively silent ED and uncharacteristically calm morning inspired her question, and then takes a sip so he doesn’t seem suspicious.
"What do you mean?" he asks, equally unsuspiciously, after he's swallowed.
"You heard me. She's always grabbing your arm, touching your shoulder... Hell, I think I saw her pick an eyelash off your cheek last week."
"It was dust," he corrects. "And - why do you care? What's the problem with letting her touch me?"
Dana gives him a look.
"What?"

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You don't have to know everything about your world but you DO have to justify in universe why the reader doesn't get answers to some things. I've seen this done well in two ways
1) the Ryland Grace method: MC would LOVE to know but they don't know so it's not important
2) the Murderbot method: MC literally does not care enough to know so it's definitely not important
Platform Decay Good
edit: my perfectionism required I update the palette to match my other art 🙈
Fuck it. Utahraptor Big Bird.
OP, how beefy are your neck muscles to hold up that giant fucking brain of yours? this is AMAZING.
Platform Decay timeline
1) Infiltrate space dock with Apprentice
2) Arrive in Space!Colorado 🗻 biome to rescue your humans #myhumans
3) Feed humans lunch at Space!Rainforest Cafe biome 🌳🌴
4) Steal go kart and drive directly into Space!Mad Max 🏎
5) Get pit maneuvered by frat bros (derogatory) in Kyle's mom's luxury RV
6) Steal Kyle's mom's luxury RV 🚐
7) Arrive in Gang War biome (also in space)
8) Rescue/steal additional humans from crack den #myhumans #adoptdontshop
9) Battle of Blair Mountain (short) (accidental)
10) Industrial Wasteland Roadtrip 🏭🏗
11) Meet up with wayward Apprentice/Slave revolt leader? #vivalarevolution ✊️
12) We heard you like distractions so we put a distraction in your distraction
13) Fuck him, we'll find you a better father, not me, gross
14) Arrive at getaway car driven by Eldritch Horror spouse 👹
—MOON SONG, PHOEBE BRIDGERS

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Me @ 911 when they finally reveal to the team that Eddie has been bleeding out in the elevator and there’s no reaction shot of Bucks face or anything:
I don't know, I have a fairy child sleeping on my shoulder.