Ghost Zone

do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”

Yes and I would also like to gently float in general.

this is the most positive addition that has ever been made on my post

#'this is present in the text' is often a good first step #but those second and third ones (naming it; describing its function) are vital (via @elucubrare)

Damian’s evil grin tho.

ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals

this is because they write with their mind penis and have terrible childhoods and horrible luck, which seems to be the key factor in writing shakespeare level smut

and english is their 4th language

#adding mind penis to the rolodex thank u

energy of an 85 year old who got freaky friday’d tbh

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

Mermaid witnessing a werewolf transformation by the beach and believes all humans are like that. Pirate: ahoy Mermaid: awooo? Pirate: a what

Pirate: [digging up treasure] Mermaid: no… bad boy… bad… no diggy hole… [sprays water] Pirate: what the fuck Parrot: what the fuck

She thinks the parrot is just a transformed human too.

Love how the mermaid, whose home is presumably underwater, knows absolutely nothing about humans but does know about The Spray Bottle.

#can you imagine seeing a mermaid on a rock and she just fucking#throws her head back in a perfectly wolven howl#in the middle of the fucking ocean