there is oobleck where my brain should be

When a character is the saddest man alive it's your responsibility to make him the most beautiful woman you've ever seen

Estrogen may or may not fix her but you have to try

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach

[white knuckling the sink] there will always be transgender love and hope and joy

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

your cat was an honor to see in the window

reading other comments on the fic you’ve just commented on is like. asynchronous book club meeting 🫶

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

whatever needs to be said was said in iris by the goo goo dolls

we need to be weirder & so so earnest now more than ever

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

no revenge because I forgot what you did #memoryloss