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I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic

Somebody once told me the CHAAAAAAANGE Is gonna roll me I said yep. What a concept On her forehead Somebody Somebody Some Once asked Is gonna roll On her forehead Well the years start coming and they don’t stop some But the Meteor men beg to differ But the Meteor men beg to differ Hey now Somebody once Hey now But the Meteor men But the Meteor men On her forehead You’ll never shine if you don’t body Hey now, you’re an Allstar You’re an Allstar CHAAAAAAANGE Hey now, you’re a Rockstar You’re an Allstar On her forehead All that glitters is some Only shooting stars Only shooting stars Only Some once told me (STATIC) But the Meteor men beg to differ It’s getting pretty thin The waters getting warm so you Pretty thin The ice we skate The hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate Meteor men (THE WORLDS ON FIRE) How’s about yours yours forehead Hey now, you’re an Allstar Somebody asked could I … I said yep, what a concept yep yep yep what a concept what a concept (whistling) I like that boat That is a nice, nice boat. I like that boat That is a nice, nice boat (amalgam of nice nice boat, all that glitters and only shooting stars) I said yep what a concept. I could use a little fuel myself and we could all use a little CHAAAAAAANGE

this is humor on a level i was not prepared for. this is a work of genius

@potatoavenger

The way that the opening monologe of Fallout 4 is, it’s sort of obvious that the male character was supposed to be the default character but that just makes it even more hilarious if you play as the female character because it’s like this big buff guy starts off a dramatic, movie by saying, “War. War never changes.” And talks about how everyone in his family fought in the war and how he fought in the war and will continue to fight to protect his land and the people he loves etc. etc. etc. But then like two minutes into the game, he ends up dying and then his wife is just like, “Okay, I guess it’s up to me.” And she gets all of these gadgets and weapons and armor and companions and is the one to ultimately be the hero (or the villain, depending on which ending you choose) and that’s just perfect.

#i know it’s completely unintentional and not remotely actually intentionally progressive #but the male gamer approved gruff stubbly white dude #dying two minutes in just to be replaced as the Hero by his sweet doting wife is hilarious to me #like sorry honey i’m too busy to be fridged #have to go fuck a ghoul and terrify the wasteland with my custom gun arsenal via @braddourifscareertrajectory​

AS AN EDUCATION MAJOR, I AM BOTH

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